1. You blow your nose and lose control of your bladder.
2. When your delightful, sub-30 y/o girrelfriend tells you that you need to change your word document into the 2007 version, but you can't fricken find the "save as" option on the new fan-dangled vista version...I thought I welcomed change with open arms....
3. When you need an orthopaedic pillow.
4. When you get really excited about hand and feet warmers.
5. When plucking your eyebrows moves onto just general plucking.
To be continued...
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6. When your girrelfriend talks to you about the financial benefits of raising kids in the flatlands
7. When your girrelfriend anticipates your excitement about hand and feet warmers and actually buys them for you as a xmas stocking filler
8. When you use your hand and feet warmers to keep your kidneys warm
9. When you bruise like a peach during playful wrestling matches
10. When you consider buying fluffy slippers to wear around the flat
11. When peanutbutter spread and wheat bread slices use your colon as a battleground to solve their longstanding issues.
12. When you consistently forget the pot of milk on the stove
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