Neighbours

The painting is now pretty much finished apart from the door frames, and there are just a few items of furniture left to get. The sofa is currently in the garage because it wouldn't fit through the main door :-( As I write this, Sarah is currently sitting on a pink lilo - no joke! As you can imagine, we've spent a lot of time in Ikea over the past month, and dare I admit it, I'm starting to enjoy Ikea. But take my advise, please don't go on a Friday night. Everyone, along with every single person from their extended family goes on a Friday night. The only good thing about Friday night Ikea is that it is also homo night!

Talking of which, unless my gaydar/eyesight have been slightly damaged in the move, we've spotted another lesbot couple in the block. So it would appear that we're not the only gays in the village. Naturally we'll be hanging the dungarees and tank tops out to dry on the terras to display our solidarity. Next door to us we have some ppl from the Netherlands who smoke pot for dinner and breakfast. Here's me thinking I was bad having chocolate cake for my main meals. Across the road we have pigeon man, who I talk to in pigeon dutch (sorry, couldn't resist). He has over 100 competition pigeons and other bird type things. I have to stop myself from shouting BBBIIIIIIIIIRRRDMAAAAAN every time I see him.